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Jay Leno — THE FUCKIN “SCARFACE”
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Submitted: 4 weeks ago
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Stateless Warrior wishes the real life SCARFACE OF HOLKYWOOD, clumsy old fuck named Jay Leno who is very busy nowadays either FLAMING, BROILING, BOILING, OR BEATING THE LOVING SHIT out of HIS OWN MOTHER FUCKED FACE AS HE TUMBLES SOXTY FUCKIN FEET down the hill — WOW!
Somebody get this old American geezer METAMUCIL so he can REGAIN lower limbic control — AGAIN AND FUCKIN AGAIN stead of getting fucked — again and again.
Yo, sell that garage you got in Burbank before you lower a fuckin classic on your own ass and get crushed to death!
Jay Leno was soo funny, that his wife lost her fuckin mind — literally!
WHOA!
Now that’s fuckin funny!
Animation Explainer for Dummies;
in front of your EYES Jay Leno’s Photograpgh will transition from full color gamut to BLACK AND WHITE so you can have clarity of visuals to determine the actual dermal bruising which occurred as Mr. Leno “The Real Scarface of Hollywood” tumbled down the Hill over and over to make America Great again and again as he $PENDA his moneys on Acute care which in Americano land is YUGE because it consists of both Phycisians and Facilities FEE$ and if he gets Hoo, Hoo, hooked on pain meds like a Nevada hooker there will be a wide gamut of side EFFECTS!
At his advancing age, clearly he needs to consider taking up Golf or some shit cause Metamucil sucking to address probable bone DENSITY LOSS due to extensive bottled soda consumption would be beneficial in the TUMBLE — I mean the LONG run down his AGEING Hiill so he can avoid geriatric care and acute geriatric for as long as the sun shines on him…
Funny man, don’t allow TIME to play a Joke on you, take care of your self…
Somebody get this old American geezer METAMUCIL so he can REGAIN lower limbic control — AGAIN AND FUCKIN AGAIN stead of getting fucked — again and again.
Yo, sell that garage you got in Burbank before you lower a fuckin classic on your own ass and get crushed to death!
Jay Leno was soo funny, that his wife lost her fuckin mind — literally!
WHOA!
Now that’s fuckin funny!
Animation Explainer for Dummies;
in front of your EYES Jay Leno’s Photograpgh will transition from full color gamut to BLACK AND WHITE so you can have clarity of visuals to determine the actual dermal bruising which occurred as Mr. Leno “The Real Scarface of Hollywood” tumbled down the Hill over and over to make America Great again and again as he $PENDA his moneys on Acute care which in Americano land is YUGE because it consists of both Phycisians and Facilities FEE$ and if he gets Hoo, Hoo, hooked on pain meds like a Nevada hooker there will be a wide gamut of side EFFECTS!
At his advancing age, clearly he needs to consider taking up Golf or some shit cause Metamucil sucking to address probable bone DENSITY LOSS due to extensive bottled soda consumption would be beneficial in the TUMBLE — I mean the LONG run down his AGEING Hiill so he can avoid geriatric care and acute geriatric for as long as the sun shines on him…
Funny man, don’t allow TIME to play a Joke on you, take care of your self…
