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Elon’s Government Cash Machine!
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Does Elon do ANYTHING FOR FREE?
Are you senile?
Is Elon Musk looking out for Government’s best interests?
It doesn’t matter what I think, nor you, much less what Elon stated himself about his FREE LABOUT PROVISIONS however, UNLESS HE PLACED ALL HIS COMPANIES into a BLIND TRUST, he’s full of BULLSHIT!
So let’s break down his take from Uncle Sam and having YOU pay for it..
Don’t worry, I break it down for you in DETAIL as Elon Musk's companies, including SpaceX, Tesla, and others, have secured various contracts with Americano run by idiot senile geezer government entities, primarily in the United States. These contracts span multiple sectors including AneriKan defense, space exploration (Not goin anywhere soon, lack of GENUINE IQ keeping ‘em WARTH OUND!) energy, and transportation. Below is my detailed outline of the total contract values and key agreements between Musk's companies and government agencies. Note that the figures are based on publicly available data up to October 2023 and may not include all contracts or recent updates because I don’t have ACTUAL CONTRACT COPIES much less any paperwork what so ever so God of Math Science will resort to web data ONLY;
1. I start With Elon’s SpaceX
SpaceX has been a major recipient of government contracts, particularly from AmeriKan NASA and their AmeriKano U.S. Department of Defense (They is abbreviating like this my little nosy bitches, simply DoD). These contracts focus on space launch services, satellite deployments, and the development of advanced space technologies.
Key Contracts:
- Commercial Crew Program (NASA):
- Contract Value: ~$3.14 billion (as of 2023).
- Purpose: Development of the Crew Dragon spacecraft to transport astronauts to the International Space Station (ISS). God
Of Math REVELATION? Sure why not since we just pluckin American roosters feathers to fuck with them; they placed the Space Station in the wrong fuckin place! Had they placed it on the nearest celestial body the Moon, mankind would already have become a multi planetary species. But because of their miscalculation, they have to drag that fuckin thing back to Earth cause it needs to be demo’d! On the moon, it would still retain fu nationality as a warehouse at the very least! Total cost to place it
On the Moon would have been x10 whatever they foussed away!
- Milestones: Successful crewed missions since 2020 and that’s it!
- Commercial Resupply Services (NASA):
- Elon Dinero Contract Value: ~$3.04 billion (across multiple phases which is how g-fag federal piglets disperse dinero..
- Purpose: Cargo resupply missions to the ISS using the Dragon spacecraft.
- Milestones: Ongoing missions since 2012.Future outlook? Boom, boom, basic and Soace Shrapnel landing in Haiti again and again cause SpaceX engineers working beyond their skill set!
- Lunar Gateway and Artemis Program (NASA):
- Contract Value: ~$2.89 billion (for the Starship Human Landing System).
- Purpose: Development of the Starship lunar lander for NASA's Artemis missions to return humans to the Moon but way too stupid to engineer human habitat there!
- Milestones: Expected first crewed landing in the mid-2020s unless they blow up again — and again!
- National Security Space Launch (NSSL) Contracts (DoD):
- Contract Value: ~$2.5 billion (for 2020-2024 launches).
- Purpose: Launching national security payloads for the U.S. military and intelligence agencies.
- Milestones: Ongoing launches using Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy rockets.
- Starlink Contracts (DoD and Other Agencies):
- Contract Value: ~$1.5 billion (estimated).
- Purpose: Providing satellite internet services for military and government use because American military pigs are soo totally Satellite dependent that if you war against them fry their satellites and they will be fucked! Their engineering sucks ass so even today their NORAD cannot detect nukes from Space, Space War that one!
- Milestones: Deployed thousands of satellites; used in Ukraine conflict against Russia so in accordance with rules of engagement Elon Musk Satellites are legitimate targets now..
Total Estimated Government Contracts for SpaceX:
~$13 billion (cumulative, as of 2023).
2. Tesla
Tesla's government contracts are primarily related to energy and transportation, including electric vehicles (EVs), battery storage, and renewable energy projects albeit even Agencies like CA’s CALtrans piggies acquired his EV’s in limited number so their brass can transport in class. Other than that, no long term future cause Elon got hoodwinked by Chinks in Shanghai when they lured his stupid ass to reverse engineer his entire manufacturing and did far better with much less as they launched BYD to ass cap him so now Elon got only several years of Global Supremacy but TESLA will always be a great battery company! Cybertruck? In slump already, overpriced metal EV TRASH!
Key Contracts With G-Fagglets of Federales Putas:
- Federal and State EV Purchases:
- Contract Value: ~$100 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Sale of Tesla vehicles to government fleets, including the U.S. Postal Service and various state agencies.
- Milestones: Ongoing deliveries.
- Energy Storage Projects (Department of Energy and Utilities):
- Contract Value: ~$500 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Deployment of Tesla's Powerpack and Megapack battery systems for grid stabilization and renewable energy storage.
- Milestones: Projects in California, cockroach infested Hawaii, and other states.
- Solar and Renewable Energy Projects:
- Contract Value: ~$200 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Installation of solar panels and energy systems for government facilities.
- Milestones: Projects through Tesla's SolarCity subsidiary.
Total Estimated Government Contracts for Tesla:
~$800 million (cumulative, as of 2023).
3. The Boring Company
The Boring Company has secured contracts for infrastructure projects, primarily focused on tunneling and transportation systems.
Key Contracts:
- Las Vegas Convention Center Loop (so hookers don’t get stuck
In traffic to blow their clients balls!)
- Contract Value: ~$50 million.
- Purpose: Construction of an underground transportation loop for the Las Vegas Convention Center.
- Milestones: Completed in 2021.
- Las Vegas Loop Expansion:
- Contract Value: ~$100 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Expansion of the Loop system to connect hotels, casinos, and other destinations in Las Vegas and to serve as secret passage for government fags on way to Gay Clubs!
- Milestones: Ongoing construction.
Total Estimated Government Contracts for The Boring Company:
~$150 million (cumulative, as of 2023).
4. Neuralink
Neuralink, focused on brain-computer interface technology, has limited government contracts but has received funding for research and development because Elon’s a g-fag panhandling cocksucker.
Key Contracts:
- **DARPA and NIH Grants:
- Contract Value: ~$10 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Funding for research into neural interfaces and medical applications.
- Milestones: Early-stage development.
Total Estimated Government Contracts for Neuralink:
~$10 million (cumulative, as of 2023) which will pay for raising a brat after Elon got the bitch he hired to run it pregnant and she birthed another Elon’s whore child outtuh wedLOCK.
5. SolarCity (Acquired by Tesla)
Before its acquisition by Tesla, SolarCity secured government contracts for solar energy projects.
Key Contracts:
- Federal Solar Installations:
- Contract Value: ~$300 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Installation of solar panels on government buildings and military bases.
- Milestones: Projects completed prior to Tesla's acquisition.
Total Estimated Government Contracts for SolarCity:
~$300 million (cumulative, as of 2023).
Summary of Total Contract Values to Elon Corps by G-fagz
| **Company** | **Total Estimated Government Contracts** |
|----------------------|------------------------------------------|
| SpaceX | ~$13 billion |
| Tesla | ~$800 million |
| The Boring Company | ~$150 million |
| Neuralink | ~$10 million |
| SolarCity | ~$300 million |
| **Total** | **~$14.26 billion** |
DATASET Sidenote:
1. MY figures are estimates based on publicly available data and may not include all contracts or recent updates.
2. SpaceX accounts for the majority of government contracts due to its critical role in space exploration and national security.
3. Tesla's contracts are primarily in the energy and transportation sectors, with a focus on renewable energy and EVs.
4. His boring Boring Company and Neuralink have smaller but growing government contract portfolios.
5. SolarCity's contracts are historical and were absorbed by Tesla after its acquisition. Musk's companies, including SpaceX, Tesla, and others, have secured various contracts with government entities, primarily in the United States. These contracts span multiple sectors, including defense, space exploration, energy, and transportation. Below is a detailed outline of the total contract values and key agreements between Musk's companies and government agencies. Note that the figures are based on publicly available data up to October 2023 and may not include all contracts or recent updates but I listed what was public to show that Elon is raking in BILLIONS from G-fag federal and will billions more under Trump so it is in Elon’s FINANCIAL BE$T INTERE$T to remain a TOP “DOGE” executive because that GRANTS HIM DIRECT ACCESS TO USA’s MONEY FACTORY and since he has the sitting President in HIS POCKET all that is left for Elon is to KEEP CA$HING NIKKION$ IN GOVERNMENT CHECK$ because BILLION$ more are well under way!
No wonder he wants to LIVE ON MARS!
But what EXACTLY does “DOGE” stand for?
Mathematical science indicates the following; “Department Of Governmental Evasion because the way it works
In Mathematics is that whatever the Grand Total Value of his Government contracts equals the numeral value of contract retention which hence DOGE is a nothing more that a BILLIONS FUDGE! Yummy!
Transparency?
So is my ass!
Are you senile?
Is Elon Musk looking out for Government’s best interests?
It doesn’t matter what I think, nor you, much less what Elon stated himself about his FREE LABOUT PROVISIONS however, UNLESS HE PLACED ALL HIS COMPANIES into a BLIND TRUST, he’s full of BULLSHIT!
So let’s break down his take from Uncle Sam and having YOU pay for it..
Don’t worry, I break it down for you in DETAIL as Elon Musk's companies, including SpaceX, Tesla, and others, have secured various contracts with Americano run by idiot senile geezer government entities, primarily in the United States. These contracts span multiple sectors including AneriKan defense, space exploration (Not goin anywhere soon, lack of GENUINE IQ keeping ‘em WARTH OUND!) energy, and transportation. Below is my detailed outline of the total contract values and key agreements between Musk's companies and government agencies. Note that the figures are based on publicly available data up to October 2023 and may not include all contracts or recent updates because I don’t have ACTUAL CONTRACT COPIES much less any paperwork what so ever so God of Math Science will resort to web data ONLY;
1. I start With Elon’s SpaceX
SpaceX has been a major recipient of government contracts, particularly from AmeriKan NASA and their AmeriKano U.S. Department of Defense (They is abbreviating like this my little nosy bitches, simply DoD). These contracts focus on space launch services, satellite deployments, and the development of advanced space technologies.
Key Contracts:
- Commercial Crew Program (NASA):
- Contract Value: ~$3.14 billion (as of 2023).
- Purpose: Development of the Crew Dragon spacecraft to transport astronauts to the International Space Station (ISS). God
Of Math REVELATION? Sure why not since we just pluckin American roosters feathers to fuck with them; they placed the Space Station in the wrong fuckin place! Had they placed it on the nearest celestial body the Moon, mankind would already have become a multi planetary species. But because of their miscalculation, they have to drag that fuckin thing back to Earth cause it needs to be demo’d! On the moon, it would still retain fu nationality as a warehouse at the very least! Total cost to place it
On the Moon would have been x10 whatever they foussed away!
- Milestones: Successful crewed missions since 2020 and that’s it!
- Commercial Resupply Services (NASA):
- Elon Dinero Contract Value: ~$3.04 billion (across multiple phases which is how g-fag federal piglets disperse dinero..
- Purpose: Cargo resupply missions to the ISS using the Dragon spacecraft.
- Milestones: Ongoing missions since 2012.Future outlook? Boom, boom, basic and Soace Shrapnel landing in Haiti again and again cause SpaceX engineers working beyond their skill set!
- Lunar Gateway and Artemis Program (NASA):
- Contract Value: ~$2.89 billion (for the Starship Human Landing System).
- Purpose: Development of the Starship lunar lander for NASA's Artemis missions to return humans to the Moon but way too stupid to engineer human habitat there!
- Milestones: Expected first crewed landing in the mid-2020s unless they blow up again — and again!
- National Security Space Launch (NSSL) Contracts (DoD):
- Contract Value: ~$2.5 billion (for 2020-2024 launches).
- Purpose: Launching national security payloads for the U.S. military and intelligence agencies.
- Milestones: Ongoing launches using Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy rockets.
- Starlink Contracts (DoD and Other Agencies):
- Contract Value: ~$1.5 billion (estimated).
- Purpose: Providing satellite internet services for military and government use because American military pigs are soo totally Satellite dependent that if you war against them fry their satellites and they will be fucked! Their engineering sucks ass so even today their NORAD cannot detect nukes from Space, Space War that one!
- Milestones: Deployed thousands of satellites; used in Ukraine conflict against Russia so in accordance with rules of engagement Elon Musk Satellites are legitimate targets now..
Total Estimated Government Contracts for SpaceX:
~$13 billion (cumulative, as of 2023).
2. Tesla
Tesla's government contracts are primarily related to energy and transportation, including electric vehicles (EVs), battery storage, and renewable energy projects albeit even Agencies like CA’s CALtrans piggies acquired his EV’s in limited number so their brass can transport in class. Other than that, no long term future cause Elon got hoodwinked by Chinks in Shanghai when they lured his stupid ass to reverse engineer his entire manufacturing and did far better with much less as they launched BYD to ass cap him so now Elon got only several years of Global Supremacy but TESLA will always be a great battery company! Cybertruck? In slump already, overpriced metal EV TRASH!
Key Contracts With G-Fagglets of Federales Putas:
- Federal and State EV Purchases:
- Contract Value: ~$100 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Sale of Tesla vehicles to government fleets, including the U.S. Postal Service and various state agencies.
- Milestones: Ongoing deliveries.
- Energy Storage Projects (Department of Energy and Utilities):
- Contract Value: ~$500 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Deployment of Tesla's Powerpack and Megapack battery systems for grid stabilization and renewable energy storage.
- Milestones: Projects in California, cockroach infested Hawaii, and other states.
- Solar and Renewable Energy Projects:
- Contract Value: ~$200 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Installation of solar panels and energy systems for government facilities.
- Milestones: Projects through Tesla's SolarCity subsidiary.
Total Estimated Government Contracts for Tesla:
~$800 million (cumulative, as of 2023).
3. The Boring Company
The Boring Company has secured contracts for infrastructure projects, primarily focused on tunneling and transportation systems.
Key Contracts:
- Las Vegas Convention Center Loop (so hookers don’t get stuck
In traffic to blow their clients balls!)
- Contract Value: ~$50 million.
- Purpose: Construction of an underground transportation loop for the Las Vegas Convention Center.
- Milestones: Completed in 2021.
- Las Vegas Loop Expansion:
- Contract Value: ~$100 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Expansion of the Loop system to connect hotels, casinos, and other destinations in Las Vegas and to serve as secret passage for government fags on way to Gay Clubs!
- Milestones: Ongoing construction.
Total Estimated Government Contracts for The Boring Company:
~$150 million (cumulative, as of 2023).
4. Neuralink
Neuralink, focused on brain-computer interface technology, has limited government contracts but has received funding for research and development because Elon’s a g-fag panhandling cocksucker.
Key Contracts:
- **DARPA and NIH Grants:
- Contract Value: ~$10 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Funding for research into neural interfaces and medical applications.
- Milestones: Early-stage development.
Total Estimated Government Contracts for Neuralink:
~$10 million (cumulative, as of 2023) which will pay for raising a brat after Elon got the bitch he hired to run it pregnant and she birthed another Elon’s whore child outtuh wedLOCK.
5. SolarCity (Acquired by Tesla)
Before its acquisition by Tesla, SolarCity secured government contracts for solar energy projects.
Key Contracts:
- Federal Solar Installations:
- Contract Value: ~$300 million (estimated).
- Purpose: Installation of solar panels on government buildings and military bases.
- Milestones: Projects completed prior to Tesla's acquisition.
Total Estimated Government Contracts for SolarCity:
~$300 million (cumulative, as of 2023).
Summary of Total Contract Values to Elon Corps by G-fagz
| **Company** | **Total Estimated Government Contracts** |
|----------------------|------------------------------------------|
| SpaceX | ~$13 billion |
| Tesla | ~$800 million |
| The Boring Company | ~$150 million |
| Neuralink | ~$10 million |
| SolarCity | ~$300 million |
| **Total** | **~$14.26 billion** |
DATASET Sidenote:
1. MY figures are estimates based on publicly available data and may not include all contracts or recent updates.
2. SpaceX accounts for the majority of government contracts due to its critical role in space exploration and national security.
3. Tesla's contracts are primarily in the energy and transportation sectors, with a focus on renewable energy and EVs.
4. His boring Boring Company and Neuralink have smaller but growing government contract portfolios.
5. SolarCity's contracts are historical and were absorbed by Tesla after its acquisition. Musk's companies, including SpaceX, Tesla, and others, have secured various contracts with government entities, primarily in the United States. These contracts span multiple sectors, including defense, space exploration, energy, and transportation. Below is a detailed outline of the total contract values and key agreements between Musk's companies and government agencies. Note that the figures are based on publicly available data up to October 2023 and may not include all contracts or recent updates but I listed what was public to show that Elon is raking in BILLIONS from G-fag federal and will billions more under Trump so it is in Elon’s FINANCIAL BE$T INTERE$T to remain a TOP “DOGE” executive because that GRANTS HIM DIRECT ACCESS TO USA’s MONEY FACTORY and since he has the sitting President in HIS POCKET all that is left for Elon is to KEEP CA$HING NIKKION$ IN GOVERNMENT CHECK$ because BILLION$ more are well under way!
No wonder he wants to LIVE ON MARS!
But what EXACTLY does “DOGE” stand for?
Mathematical science indicates the following; “Department Of Governmental Evasion because the way it works
In Mathematics is that whatever the Grand Total Value of his Government contracts equals the numeral value of contract retention which hence DOGE is a nothing more that a BILLIONS FUDGE! Yummy!
Transparency?
So is my ass!
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