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Decade OLD Prediction Pressure Test
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This a simple prediction TIME-LAPSE REVIEW — nothing more but a reflection..
Instated with great specificity that AMERICAN HOUSE WILL BE DIVIDED and they each others biggest INTERNAL ENEMIES….
How’s that goin?
Well….
Screw what I say — is what you say, so let’s see how you will fare as recipient of their care?
Augh…
It’s been DELETED!
Don’t try to reboot on that windows Machine cause your “BIOS” has been corrupted and your SYSTEM PERMANENTLY INTERRupted!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
Can’t you give us some positive news you cry?
Always…
Prostitution is legal in Nevada (Outside Las Vegas City limits…) so fired federal employees can rebound as they start their new careers as fuckin Hoo, Hoo, HOOKERS!
Bend ovuh fuh $40, deep throat fuh $20!
*DissCLAIMER;
Federal pigs of USA’s new employees are rarely aware that their PROBATIONARY period is actually their review and that until permanency achieved after 12 months they are by their own federal law NOT GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES with classified PERMANENT STATUS and can be fired at any time for any reason cause they ain’t got no protections under FEDERAL LAW of their American cock sucker g-faggot tribe..
Any good news for American PTSD’d stalker prone
Vet-A-Ho, Ho, WHORES?
Always and in this case the fact that beneath Las Vegas, there is an extensive network of flood control tunnels designed to manage stormwater and prevent flooding so these tunnels span approximately 200 miles and are part of their Clark County Regional Flood Control District's infrastructure which has great potential to host PTSD’d Veteran stalker bitches of Las Vegas as these tunnels can easily be a refuge for the city's homeless veteran Whore stalker population and today while I tap this I estimate that tonight there is approximately 300-1000 persons beneath Las Vegas STRIP in their ratholes because their City Government is trying every single trick in the book to criminalize the homeless so they are forced to migrate elsewhere….
Transient City by its design as Casino’s are all rigged to clean suckers out and dumb Mathematical fools mistakenly believe they can win rigged game system which they only could if they learn to count cards which is illegal by the way lol! It ket’a break it down mathematically despite gambling being a sin in my religion so I never gamble, EVER — but I’ll break. Asinonrigged game system in Vegas for you right here so you could see why you should not gamble either and then I will tell you how to beat each and every game cause it is a mathematical formula and nothing more so here we go because Casino games in Las Vegas are designed with a built-in house edge so that. Lark. County (G-fag beneficiary..) ensure the casino makes a profit over time.m and they tax dime their $LIME some outlined below a detailed breakdown of the odds and house edge for their Las Vegas popular casino games:
1. AmeriKan Las. Vegas Slot Machines
- House Edge: 2–15% (varies by machine and casino).
- My Details: Slot machines they got are purely luck-based. The house edge depends on the machine's programming (RTP or Return to Player percentage). For example:
- A 95% RTP slot has a 5% house edge.
- Progressive slots however often have a higher house edge and I did spend a year observing them — never played.
2. Blackjack in Las Vegas
- House Edge: Based on purely my observations while living there, 0.5–2% (depending on their rules and player strategy).
- My Details: Blackjack offers some of the best odds in the casino if played with optimal strategy. Key factors affecting the house edge:
- Number of decks (fewer decks = lower house edge).
- Dealer hitting or standing on soft 17.
- Payout for blackjack (3:2 is standard; 6:5 increases the house edge).
3. Roulette in Las Vegas Casinos
- American Roulette:
- Vegas House Edge: 5.26%.
- My Observational Details: Features a double zero (0 and 00), increasing the house edge.
- Vegas European Roulette:
- House Edge: 2.7%.
- My Details: Features a single zero (0), offering better odds.
4. Vegas Craps
- House Edge: 1.36% (on Pass Line/Come bets).
- My Detailed Take: Craps has some of the best odds in the casino in Vegas both on and off the Strip (Las Vegas Boulevard..) for certain bets:
- Pass Line/Come: 1.36% house edge.
- Don’t Pass/Don’t Come: 1.36% house edge.
- Odds Bets: 0% house edge (true odds).
- Proposition Bets: High house edge (up to 16.67%).
5. Vegas Baccarat
- Vegas House Edge:
- Banker Bet: 1.06%.
- Player Bet: 1.24%.
- Tie Bet: 14.36%.
- My Take on Details: The Banker bet has the lowest house edge, but a 5% commission is typically charged on wins so always be mindful of that..
6. Egad Poker (Video Poker) - (even at 7/11)
- Video PoKKKer House Edge: 0.5–5% (varies by game and paytable).
- My Take on Details: Video poker offers some of the best odds if played with optimal strategy. Popular variants:
- Jacks or Better: 0.46% house edge (9/6 paytable).
- Deuces Wild: 0.76% house edge (full-pay version).
7. Vegas Casinos Three Card Poker
- Vegas House Edge:
- Ante/Play: 3.37%.
- Pair Plus: 7.28%.
- My Take on Details: A popular table game with simple rules but a higher house edge compared to blackjack or baccarat.
8. Eggs Pai Gow Poker
- House Edge: 2.5% (with optimal strategy).
- Details: A slow-paced game where players compete against the dealer with two poker hands. The house edge can be reduced with proper strategy.
9. Let It Ride
- Vegas House Edge: 3.5%.
- My Take on Details: A poker-based game where players make three bets and can withdraw two as the hand progresses.
10. Vegas Casino Keno
- House Edge: 20–35%.
- Details: A lottery-style game with very poor odds. The house edge varies based on the number of spots played.
11. Wheel of Fortune Play in Gambling Sucker Sin City
- Vegas House Edge: 11–24%.
- My Details: A carnival AneriKKKan sucker game with a spinning wheel. The house edge depends on the number of segments and payouts.
12. Vegas Caribbean Stud Poker
- Vegas Casino House Edge: 5.2%.
- My Take on American Sucker Game Details: A poker-based game where players compete against the dealer. The progressive jackpot side bet has a much higher house edge.
13. Sic Bo
- Vegas House Edge: 2.8–33.3% (varies by bet).
- My Dicey Details: A dice game with multiple betting options. Small bets (e.g., specific triple) have the highest house edge.
*My Summary Table
| Game | House Edge | Notes |
|--------------------|------------------|----------------------------------------|
| **Blackjack** | 0.5–2% | Best odds with optimal strategy. |
| **Baccarat** | 1.06–14.36% | Banker bet has the lowest edge. |
| **Craps** | 1.36% | Pass Line/Come bets. |
| **Roulette** | 2.7–5.26% | European has better odds. |
| **Video Poker** | 0.5–5% | Jacks or Better has the best odds. |
| **Slots** | 2–15% | Varies by machine. |
| **Three Card Poker**| 3.37–7.28% | Pair Plus has higher edge. |
| **Keno** | 20–35% | Poor odds, lottery-style. |
And now how each can be beaten Mathematically?
Well, let’s take a Mathematical approach but bear in mind because games are rigged to favor the House so beating Las Vegas Casinos on the Strip is extremely difficult due to the built-in house edge in all games because they rigged them cause they are not in the business of giving money away duh you stupid fucks, however; besides going further off the Strip to increase your payouts there are strategies and techniques that can improve your odds or, in rare cases, give you a slight edge. Below is my detailed guide on how to maximize your chances, but remember: if you are gambling,you should always do it responsibly because unless you are a Vidmof Mathematical
science, there are no guaranteed ways to win.
1. Blackjack: Card Counting (I mentioned. Briefly, fairly Easy…)
- Objective: Gain a statistical edge by tracking high and low cards.
- How It Works:
1. Learn basic strategy for blackjack (optimal play for every hand).
2. Use a card counting system like the Hi-Lo method:
- Assign values: +1 for low cards (2–6), 0 for neutral cards (7–9), -1 for high cards (10–Ace).
- Keep a running count as cards are dealt.
3. Bet more when the count is high (more high cards remaining = better odds for YOUR CARD COUNTING ASS!).
- Challenges YOU Will Face:
- Casinos use multiple decks and shuffle frequently.
- Card counting is not illegal per-say, but casinos may ban players suspected of counting and someplace if you are cleaning them out will be very oissed with special beefy security guards deployed to six you…
2. Video Poker: Optimal Strategy
- Objective: Play with the lowest possible house edge.
- How It Works:
1. Choose games with the best paytables (e.g., 9/6 Jacks or Better).
2. Learn the optimal strategy for the specific game variant.
3. Use strategy charts to make the correct decisions for every hand.
- Vegas House Edge: Can be as low as 0.46% with perfect play.
3. Craps: Betting on Low House Edge Bets
- Objective: Stick to bets with the lowest house edge.
- How It Works:
1. Bet on Pass Line/Come (1.36% house edge) or Don’t Pass/Don’t Come (1.36% house edge).
2. Use free odds bets (0% house edge) to maximize your winnings.
3. Avoid high-edge bets like Proposition Bets (up to 16.67% house edge).
4. Baccarat: Bet on the Banker**
- *Objective: Take advantage of the lowest house edge.
- How It Works:
1. Always bet on the Banker (1.06% house edge).
2. Avoid the Tie bet (14.36% house edge).
5. Sports Betting: Line Shopping and Hedging
- Objective: Find the best odds and minimize risk.
- How It Works:
1. Compare odds across multiple sportsbooks to find the best value.
2. Use hedging strategies to lock in profits (e.g., betting the opposite side of a previous bet).
3. Focus on sports or markets where you have expertise.
6. Poker: Play Against Other Players
- Objective: Outplay opponents rather than the house.
- How It Works:
1. Play Texas Hold’em or other poker variants in cash games or tournaments.
2. Study poker strategy, including hand ranges, pot odds, and bluffing.
3. Avoid high rake games (casinos take a percentage of each pot).
7. Slot Machines: Progressive Jackpots
- Objective: Target machines with high payouts.
- How It Works:
1. Play progressive slots with jackpots that exceed the expected value.
2. Bet the maximum to qualify for the jackpot.
- Note: Slots are highly random, and this strategy is speculative.
8. Exploiting Casino Promotions
- Objective: Use bonuses and promotions to your advantage.
- How It Works:
1. Sign up for player’s club cards to earn comps (free meals, rooms, etc.).
2. Take advantage of match play coupons or free bets.
3. Look for promotions like double payouts on specific games.
9. Avoiding Common Pitfalls
- Set a Budget: Only gamble with money you can afford to lose.
- Quit While Ahead: Don’t chase losses or gamble beyond your limits.
- Avoid Alcoholl they offer you FREE so you can stay sharp to make better decisions.
10. Advanced Techniques (Risky and Often Illegal)
- Edge Sorting: Exploiting imperfections in card designs (used in the infamous Americano Phil Ivey case).
- Dice Control (Craps): Attempting to influence dice rolls (controversial and difficult).
- Shuffle Tracking: Following groups of cards through shuffles (extremely risky)
Some of these mathematically based strategies can improve your odds so you may feel lucky after a few wins and go BIG but bare in mind again I say that beating the casino consistently is nearly impossible due to the house edge so I outlined here briefly best approach so you can PLAY their Casino games with the lowest house edge as you deploy my MATHEMATICALLY based optimal strategies as you take advantage of promotions and comps so if you gonnuh gamble do so responsibly and for entertainment, not as a source of income because casinos in Vegas are like all others in the World designed to win in the long run, so always gamble within your means for fun ONLY, Okay?
Instated with great specificity that AMERICAN HOUSE WILL BE DIVIDED and they each others biggest INTERNAL ENEMIES….
How’s that goin?
Well….
Screw what I say — is what you say, so let’s see how you will fare as recipient of their care?
Augh…
It’s been DELETED!
Don’t try to reboot on that windows Machine cause your “BIOS” has been corrupted and your SYSTEM PERMANENTLY INTERRupted!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
Can’t you give us some positive news you cry?
Always…
Prostitution is legal in Nevada (Outside Las Vegas City limits…) so fired federal employees can rebound as they start their new careers as fuckin Hoo, Hoo, HOOKERS!
Bend ovuh fuh $40, deep throat fuh $20!
*DissCLAIMER;
Federal pigs of USA’s new employees are rarely aware that their PROBATIONARY period is actually their review and that until permanency achieved after 12 months they are by their own federal law NOT GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES with classified PERMANENT STATUS and can be fired at any time for any reason cause they ain’t got no protections under FEDERAL LAW of their American cock sucker g-faggot tribe..
Any good news for American PTSD’d stalker prone
Vet-A-Ho, Ho, WHORES?
Always and in this case the fact that beneath Las Vegas, there is an extensive network of flood control tunnels designed to manage stormwater and prevent flooding so these tunnels span approximately 200 miles and are part of their Clark County Regional Flood Control District's infrastructure which has great potential to host PTSD’d Veteran stalker bitches of Las Vegas as these tunnels can easily be a refuge for the city's homeless veteran Whore stalker population and today while I tap this I estimate that tonight there is approximately 300-1000 persons beneath Las Vegas STRIP in their ratholes because their City Government is trying every single trick in the book to criminalize the homeless so they are forced to migrate elsewhere….
Transient City by its design as Casino’s are all rigged to clean suckers out and dumb Mathematical fools mistakenly believe they can win rigged game system which they only could if they learn to count cards which is illegal by the way lol! It ket’a break it down mathematically despite gambling being a sin in my religion so I never gamble, EVER — but I’ll break. Asinonrigged game system in Vegas for you right here so you could see why you should not gamble either and then I will tell you how to beat each and every game cause it is a mathematical formula and nothing more so here we go because Casino games in Las Vegas are designed with a built-in house edge so that. Lark. County (G-fag beneficiary..) ensure the casino makes a profit over time.m and they tax dime their $LIME some outlined below a detailed breakdown of the odds and house edge for their Las Vegas popular casino games:
1. AmeriKan Las. Vegas Slot Machines
- House Edge: 2–15% (varies by machine and casino).
- My Details: Slot machines they got are purely luck-based. The house edge depends on the machine's programming (RTP or Return to Player percentage). For example:
- A 95% RTP slot has a 5% house edge.
- Progressive slots however often have a higher house edge and I did spend a year observing them — never played.
2. Blackjack in Las Vegas
- House Edge: Based on purely my observations while living there, 0.5–2% (depending on their rules and player strategy).
- My Details: Blackjack offers some of the best odds in the casino if played with optimal strategy. Key factors affecting the house edge:
- Number of decks (fewer decks = lower house edge).
- Dealer hitting or standing on soft 17.
- Payout for blackjack (3:2 is standard; 6:5 increases the house edge).
3. Roulette in Las Vegas Casinos
- American Roulette:
- Vegas House Edge: 5.26%.
- My Observational Details: Features a double zero (0 and 00), increasing the house edge.
- Vegas European Roulette:
- House Edge: 2.7%.
- My Details: Features a single zero (0), offering better odds.
4. Vegas Craps
- House Edge: 1.36% (on Pass Line/Come bets).
- My Detailed Take: Craps has some of the best odds in the casino in Vegas both on and off the Strip (Las Vegas Boulevard..) for certain bets:
- Pass Line/Come: 1.36% house edge.
- Don’t Pass/Don’t Come: 1.36% house edge.
- Odds Bets: 0% house edge (true odds).
- Proposition Bets: High house edge (up to 16.67%).
5. Vegas Baccarat
- Vegas House Edge:
- Banker Bet: 1.06%.
- Player Bet: 1.24%.
- Tie Bet: 14.36%.
- My Take on Details: The Banker bet has the lowest house edge, but a 5% commission is typically charged on wins so always be mindful of that..
6. Egad Poker (Video Poker) - (even at 7/11)
- Video PoKKKer House Edge: 0.5–5% (varies by game and paytable).
- My Take on Details: Video poker offers some of the best odds if played with optimal strategy. Popular variants:
- Jacks or Better: 0.46% house edge (9/6 paytable).
- Deuces Wild: 0.76% house edge (full-pay version).
7. Vegas Casinos Three Card Poker
- Vegas House Edge:
- Ante/Play: 3.37%.
- Pair Plus: 7.28%.
- My Take on Details: A popular table game with simple rules but a higher house edge compared to blackjack or baccarat.
8. Eggs Pai Gow Poker
- House Edge: 2.5% (with optimal strategy).
- Details: A slow-paced game where players compete against the dealer with two poker hands. The house edge can be reduced with proper strategy.
9. Let It Ride
- Vegas House Edge: 3.5%.
- My Take on Details: A poker-based game where players make three bets and can withdraw two as the hand progresses.
10. Vegas Casino Keno
- House Edge: 20–35%.
- Details: A lottery-style game with very poor odds. The house edge varies based on the number of spots played.
11. Wheel of Fortune Play in Gambling Sucker Sin City
- Vegas House Edge: 11–24%.
- My Details: A carnival AneriKKKan sucker game with a spinning wheel. The house edge depends on the number of segments and payouts.
12. Vegas Caribbean Stud Poker
- Vegas Casino House Edge: 5.2%.
- My Take on American Sucker Game Details: A poker-based game where players compete against the dealer. The progressive jackpot side bet has a much higher house edge.
13. Sic Bo
- Vegas House Edge: 2.8–33.3% (varies by bet).
- My Dicey Details: A dice game with multiple betting options. Small bets (e.g., specific triple) have the highest house edge.
*My Summary Table
| Game | House Edge | Notes |
|--------------------|------------------|----------------------------------------|
| **Blackjack** | 0.5–2% | Best odds with optimal strategy. |
| **Baccarat** | 1.06–14.36% | Banker bet has the lowest edge. |
| **Craps** | 1.36% | Pass Line/Come bets. |
| **Roulette** | 2.7–5.26% | European has better odds. |
| **Video Poker** | 0.5–5% | Jacks or Better has the best odds. |
| **Slots** | 2–15% | Varies by machine. |
| **Three Card Poker**| 3.37–7.28% | Pair Plus has higher edge. |
| **Keno** | 20–35% | Poor odds, lottery-style. |
And now how each can be beaten Mathematically?
Well, let’s take a Mathematical approach but bear in mind because games are rigged to favor the House so beating Las Vegas Casinos on the Strip is extremely difficult due to the built-in house edge in all games because they rigged them cause they are not in the business of giving money away duh you stupid fucks, however; besides going further off the Strip to increase your payouts there are strategies and techniques that can improve your odds or, in rare cases, give you a slight edge. Below is my detailed guide on how to maximize your chances, but remember: if you are gambling,you should always do it responsibly because unless you are a Vidmof Mathematical
science, there are no guaranteed ways to win.
1. Blackjack: Card Counting (I mentioned. Briefly, fairly Easy…)
- Objective: Gain a statistical edge by tracking high and low cards.
- How It Works:
1. Learn basic strategy for blackjack (optimal play for every hand).
2. Use a card counting system like the Hi-Lo method:
- Assign values: +1 for low cards (2–6), 0 for neutral cards (7–9), -1 for high cards (10–Ace).
- Keep a running count as cards are dealt.
3. Bet more when the count is high (more high cards remaining = better odds for YOUR CARD COUNTING ASS!).
- Challenges YOU Will Face:
- Casinos use multiple decks and shuffle frequently.
- Card counting is not illegal per-say, but casinos may ban players suspected of counting and someplace if you are cleaning them out will be very oissed with special beefy security guards deployed to six you…
2. Video Poker: Optimal Strategy
- Objective: Play with the lowest possible house edge.
- How It Works:
1. Choose games with the best paytables (e.g., 9/6 Jacks or Better).
2. Learn the optimal strategy for the specific game variant.
3. Use strategy charts to make the correct decisions for every hand.
- Vegas House Edge: Can be as low as 0.46% with perfect play.
3. Craps: Betting on Low House Edge Bets
- Objective: Stick to bets with the lowest house edge.
- How It Works:
1. Bet on Pass Line/Come (1.36% house edge) or Don’t Pass/Don’t Come (1.36% house edge).
2. Use free odds bets (0% house edge) to maximize your winnings.
3. Avoid high-edge bets like Proposition Bets (up to 16.67% house edge).
4. Baccarat: Bet on the Banker**
- *Objective: Take advantage of the lowest house edge.
- How It Works:
1. Always bet on the Banker (1.06% house edge).
2. Avoid the Tie bet (14.36% house edge).
5. Sports Betting: Line Shopping and Hedging
- Objective: Find the best odds and minimize risk.
- How It Works:
1. Compare odds across multiple sportsbooks to find the best value.
2. Use hedging strategies to lock in profits (e.g., betting the opposite side of a previous bet).
3. Focus on sports or markets where you have expertise.
6. Poker: Play Against Other Players
- Objective: Outplay opponents rather than the house.
- How It Works:
1. Play Texas Hold’em or other poker variants in cash games or tournaments.
2. Study poker strategy, including hand ranges, pot odds, and bluffing.
3. Avoid high rake games (casinos take a percentage of each pot).
7. Slot Machines: Progressive Jackpots
- Objective: Target machines with high payouts.
- How It Works:
1. Play progressive slots with jackpots that exceed the expected value.
2. Bet the maximum to qualify for the jackpot.
- Note: Slots are highly random, and this strategy is speculative.
8. Exploiting Casino Promotions
- Objective: Use bonuses and promotions to your advantage.
- How It Works:
1. Sign up for player’s club cards to earn comps (free meals, rooms, etc.).
2. Take advantage of match play coupons or free bets.
3. Look for promotions like double payouts on specific games.
9. Avoiding Common Pitfalls
- Set a Budget: Only gamble with money you can afford to lose.
- Quit While Ahead: Don’t chase losses or gamble beyond your limits.
- Avoid Alcoholl they offer you FREE so you can stay sharp to make better decisions.
10. Advanced Techniques (Risky and Often Illegal)
- Edge Sorting: Exploiting imperfections in card designs (used in the infamous Americano Phil Ivey case).
- Dice Control (Craps): Attempting to influence dice rolls (controversial and difficult).
- Shuffle Tracking: Following groups of cards through shuffles (extremely risky)
Some of these mathematically based strategies can improve your odds so you may feel lucky after a few wins and go BIG but bare in mind again I say that beating the casino consistently is nearly impossible due to the house edge so I outlined here briefly best approach so you can PLAY their Casino games with the lowest house edge as you deploy my MATHEMATICALLY based optimal strategies as you take advantage of promotions and comps so if you gonnuh gamble do so responsibly and for entertainment, not as a source of income because casinos in Vegas are like all others in the World designed to win in the long run, so always gamble within your means for fun ONLY, Okay?
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