How to Crash USA Stocks Market

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Description: Elect one idiot named Trump!

I have absolutely NEVER heard in my ENTIRE LIFE of a more RETARDED President than Donald J. Trump..

This idiot will SINGLE-HANDEDLY BURY WHATEVER IS LEFT OF USA!

Both the Stock Market and the Dollar!

Mathematically way too stupid to even comment on because his TARRIFF formula is a lamer’s JOKE! I can go Country by Country to show how this oxy Moron totally screwed up his fuzzy Math, but no time for retards and that is by my choice!

Best of luck to you Americans, trust me you will need all of it cause you are about to get financially Nuked cause “Huperinflation” is under way which will make the former “Great Depression” look like a feast…

But not to worry, if you survive it you’ll be OK..

USA needs its trading partners far more than any other Nation on Earth because USA doesn’t really produce much of anything.. As a matter of fact, number one product in USA is “DEBT…”

Trump is a serial Bankruptcy filer and not to worry, he will guide you all through USA’s upcoming Bankruptcy no problemo…

Great thing that there are troops on Southern border so you can’t run away to sunny Mexico as it pours in USA, it wouldn’t be fair to wonderful Mexican Citizens who are well regarded and well respected in ALL THE COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD except in USA where they are treated like absolute SHIT!

Unless they join U.S. Government and than you have a guy named “Jose” chasing a Mexican National also called “Jose” cause white crackers in power brainwashed American Jose that Mexican Jose was a CRIMINAL FELON despite lack of any evidence and that “white MAGA Crackers” of USA are his brothers so now you have a whole bunch of Latinos clocking for the g-fag club reffering to Mexican nationals as felons and criminals because a white cracker who is a bullshit pecker wracked up 34 felonies but duped them all that he is a law abiding asshole…

More?

That’s why white crackers in the government call Brooke of color “brother” so they ain’t got to give them reparations for slavery and FALSE IMPRISONMENT!

Blue eyed Devil in D.C. att it again and again to make g-fag bullshit GREAT cause white asses wannuh deport “Jose”
to preserve their “Whiteness” which by the way ismTHE ONKY REASON soo many whites voted fornDonaldnTrumpnwhonis a 34’time convicted felon. They were’t voting like YOU, they were casting a ballot to preserve their WHITE POWER and if you doubt it that is the only reason Elon Musk pitched in and even did a “Nazi Salute” on stage to affirm his stance amongst MAGA followers because they are a Hybrid KKK V 1.0 Basic…

Did I miss anything?

Absolutely never!

But you did so I clued you in that way you are cognizant and aware of the Mathematically based fact that white supremacists de facto INFILTRATED their HIHHEST ECHELON of United States Executive Branch of then government and are now issuing its directives in accordance with their UKTRA NATIONALIST AGENDA…

They failed during their January 6 RUIT but now that they are in POWER, there will be NOTHING but Christian radical fascism manifests concealed as “Executive Orders” which begun with Basic Ethnic Cleansing with forceable detention of “brown people” who lack proper paperwork like former African Slaves and are therefore being prosecuted NOT because they were robbing American Banks or coloring fraud like Donald J. Trump has done spending entire lifetime defrauding government…

Speaking of g-fags, mother fuck your NAVY and Air Force g-faggot recruitment pitches by your field operative bitches cause the ONKY way I like your g-fags is in funeral ice after they missile
You thrice!

I will never be caught dead as much as screwing in a light bulb for your fascist government let alone fight tomoreserve your fascist Repubkic in any way…

Gump your MAGA bitches and make you some bitch!

MAGA low IQ’d g-faggot crackers reckon that 1?

Still nope?

“THE ONLY THING I’M A PILOT IS MY WARRIOR FOOT UP YOUR MOTHER FUCKED G-FAGGOT RECRUITMENT FILTHY ASSES!”

And now as payback for your futile recruitment bitch g-faggot pitch, I reveal my own anti-Trump Econ warfare plan to my Chinese allies so they can hit this senile old bastard hard from all sides and best way for you to do so is to address the challenge posed by U.S. trade tariffs under our joint enemy Donald Trump and leverage economic strategies to exert financial pressure, as you employ my usual multifaceted approach combining immediate retaliation, strategic economic adjustments, and long-term resilience-building. Below is my structured outline of potential strategies with no credit to me of any kind needed my dear Chinese brother:

Start With Retaliatory Tariffs on Politically Sensitive Sectors:
- Your Implementation: Impose tariffs on U.S. agricultural exports (e.g., soybeans, pork) and manufactured goods from swing states critical to Trump's political base as we hit back his core supporter redneck shit for brains base.
- Impact: Creates domestic pressure on Trump by alienating key voter demographics, potentially forcing policy reconsideration.
- Risks: May harm Chinese consumers and industries reliant on these imports; risks further escalation.

Next Let’s Do Currency Adjustments:
- Your Implementation: Strategically devalue the yuan to offset tariff costs, making your Chinese exports more competitive.
-Enemy Impact: Mitigates the effect of U.S. tariffs on export volumes.
- Risks: Could trigger accusations of currency manipulation, leading to additional U.S. sanctions but not to worry, that means you hit MAGA Trump faggot in his saggy balls, WHOA!

Next We Exert Export Controls on Critical Materials:
- Your Implementation: Restrict rare earth mineral exports, vital for their MAGA leader g-fag U.S. tech and defense industries.
- Exoected Impact: Disrupts MAGA G-fag U.S. supply chains, increasing their production costs and delaying their key projects.
- Risks: Accelerates global efforts to diversify rare earth sources, reducing your Chinese long-term leverage but also a sign of IMPACT, WHOA!

Next, We Leverage U.S. Debt Holdings
- Your Implementation: Gradually sell U.S. Treasuries or threaten to do so, destabilizing bond markets. Go LOCO for Max impact in g-fag balls!
- Impact: Raises their MAGA G-fag leader /U.S. borrowing costs, pressuring fiscal policy.
- Risks: Depresses the dollar, harming your Chinese export competitiveness; potential losses on holdings. But it depresses the Dollar and ultimate impact there..

Next We Do Domestic Economic Strengthening:
- Your Implementation: Boost domestic consumption via subsidies, tax cuts, and social programs.
- Impact: Reduces reliance on exports, insulating YOUR CHINESE economy from external American MAGA enemy leader generated shocks.
- Risks: Requires significant fiscal investment; structural reforms may face bureaucratic resistance within great people Republic of China but people are united so no issues what so ever my Chinese brother!

Next We Form International Alliances and Trade Agreements:
- Your Implementation: Deepen partnerships with EU, ASEAN, and RCEP nations to diversify trade and minimize American MAGA enemy leader bullshit impact..
- Impact ? We easily Isolate the U.S. economically, strengthening China's global trade influence.both short and long term..
- Risks: Requires concessions to your partners; potential alignment against China in U.S.-allied blocs so thread lightly…

Next We Hit Enemy House Through Legal Challenges via WTO:
- Your Implementation: File disputes against U.S. tariffs as violations of international trade rules.
- Impact: Legitimizes your Chinese stance and may slow U.S. actions.
- Risks: WTO’s limited enforcement power due to U.S. obstruction of its appellate body.

Next We Target U.S. Companies in China:
- Your Implementation: Enforce regulatory hurdles, audits, or consumer boycotts against firms like Apple, Boeing, and g-fag administrated Tesla…
- Impact: Encourages corporate lobbying against Trump’s policies and that is exactly why we hitting them in China for… Easy breezy, Chinese brother, CAKEWALK!
- Risks: Risks capital flight and reduced foreign investment in China but this action is TEMP until a Democrat is back in Casita Blanka so go LOCO!

Next We Do Information and Influence Campaigns:
- OUR Implementation: Use state media and social platforms to highlight U.S. policy instability. WE MOCK AND ROCK AMERICAN MAGA G-fag LEADER STUPIDITY!!!
- Impact: Undermines global confidence in U.S. leadership, affecting investment and alliances, and gets all to come to China for goods away from TRUMP USA…
- Risks: Perceived as propaganda, potentially backfiring in democratic nations unless you show them they are victims of American MAGA G-fag President and are the good guy trying to help rescue them… wink wink..

Next Let’s Focus on YOUR Long-Term Technological Independence:
- Implementation: Invest in semiconductors, AI, and 5G and 6G to reduce reliance on U.S. tech.
- Impact: Shifts global tech dominance, weakening U.S. sanctions’ efficacy.
- Risks: High R&D costs; requires decades to match U.S. innovation ecosystems but with AI and solid corporate espionage you can have these MAGA G-fag fuckers for LUNCH!

#EscalationManagement

You are welcome Chinese brother, what are friends for…

*Inhave intentionally ABSTAINED from publicly releasing laser precise mathematical analysis of Trump imposed Tarrif’s due to the fact that my Mathematical Analysis is comprehensive and due to accuracy can easily be used by Trump Administration to perfect their flawed tariff chart so I for the time being most likely while he is in office will NOT be making it public…

Of course I have done it and 100% accurate, Country by Country, right down to the impact on the every citizen thereof….

And now my original dumb redneck MAFA joke of the day..


Why did Cletus, the MAGA-hat-wearing, moonshine-sipping, cousin-marrying redneck, try to put a “tariff” on his neighbor’s lawn gnome?

Because he heard “tariffs fix trade deficits” and figured if it worked for Trump’s China policy, it’d work for Dale’s “unfair gnome surplus” too! “Them porcelain commies are stealin’ our yard jobs!” he yelled, while chugging a Bud Light he’d re-labeled “Freedom Fizz” to avoid Mexican tariffs.

Later, he tried to tax his wife’s Tupperware as “Canadian plastic dumping” and threatened to build a wall around his BBQ grill to keep out “illegal marinades.” When someone mentioned tariffs aren’t just taxes on random stuff, he squinted and said, “Ain’t no difference ’tween a tariff and a terrier—both’ll bark at strangers and pee on yer truck!”

His crowning moment? He declared a 300% tariff on his own IQ test results “to protect American dumbness from foreign smartness.” “We’re gonna yeehaw so hard, China’s gonna pay for it!”

And then USA went Bankrupt and Extinct as Donald Gump wrecked it all!

But wait, can China take USA militarily without a single Nuke?

Easily!

How?

Well, I’m not in the business of showing how one nation can pig-slaughter another but, since I own this site and you are the cocksucker wasting your time on it, here is only one of a million ways China can easily take USA NAVY fags for example. In order to do so, China would have to PHASE the process so Phase One would be to reposition itself to “Asymmetric Dominance” which it can easily achieve 2025-2030 — the latest!

Objective here is to Neutralize U.S. Carrier Strike Groups and undermine their Trump g-fag Naval logistics so here is just one of only a million different ways of doing it, and since American g-fags deployed DEW-s against me I start with “Hypersonic Swarm Tactics”..

How?

Deploy DF-ZF hypersonic glide vehicles Trump fags have NOTHING in Arsenal to shoot down with and these you can easily pair up with AI-coordinated swarm drones (I mean both submersible + aerial) to overwhelm their g-fag Aegis defence systems as drones act as decoys MASKING hypersonic strikes targeting their g-faggot NAVY bitch carriers and destroyers.. Then you can easily also develop EMP-equipped underwater drones to SABOTAGE U.S. ports such as Pearl Harbor and San Diego NAVY fagtown by frying their electrical systems during resupply. As you do that, you simultaneously launch and carry out an Anti_Sattelite “Binding” campaign against Amerticaqn Trump g-fags destroying their recoinnasance satellites which their military fags use for GPS and communication via direct-ascent missiles and co-orbital kamikazi satellites which would cripple American g-faggot sattelite dependent targeting systems — whoa! And then our Chinese comrades can easily replace those with BeiDou-4 constellation for exclusive regional navigation because you want full NAVAL supremacy and for that you gouge g-fanfic sattelite eyeballs out! You can easily fry Elon the cocksuckers entire constellation but that for another post.. American g-fag choke points are actually erected if you militarize the Malacca Strait and Sunda Strait with hidden seafloorand then you have a free Chinese comrade hand to to easily blockade 80 sensors and complement those with submarine-launched mines and then you have a free hand to threaten to blockade at-will 80% of Asia-Pacific trade and by doing so you force regional neutrality and isolate g-fag allies like broken Japanese cocksucker Samurai who American g-fags turned gay withe their nuking during WWII..

So this would have been Phase I so to speak and now on to Phase II as you refocus Great Chinese Ally on Stealth and AI Supremacy which can easily be achieved against Trump g-fags by 2035 the latest as the objective here is to outpace Silicon Valley TECHNOLOGICAL Parity. As you do that the Great Chinese NAVY from deploying Type-096 HAILONG Submarines so next gen nuclear subs with quantum magnetometer stealth as that masks their magnetic signatures and AI piloted torpedoes that learn evasion patterns mid American g-fag Trump NAVYH faggot pursuit. That along with AI Admirals which can easily be achieved through Quantum computing battle networks like the current Chinese Ally Jiu Zhang-3 Systems to simulate real time combat outcomes 10,000 faster than American NAVY faggot human decision makers… This also allows for ambushing U.S. Trump G-fag tactical weak points for example, mid their refueling etc..

Next you want to dupe American Trump NAVY fags and their Coast Guard by converting large number of merchant ships into missile carriers (hidden VLS cells) and fishing fleets into into sensor arrays so you can flood the South China Sea with 10,000 + civilian vessels to bog down American g-fag surveillance — WHOA! Hey, Chinese brothers, hint me up with a Chinese Citizenship and I will teach you how to sink American NAVY and turn their vessels into fish fuck corrals so the Oceans can be replenished with fish as it feeds of filthy American NAVY faggot asses lol!

And of course next you want to engage Trump G-fags into Diploimatic and Psychological Warfare with objective being to fracture their American alliances and domestic resolve in the process. So here you can Debt Trap Naval bases as you expand BRI (Belt and Road) ports in Africa (eg., DJIBOUTI) and Latin America to ressuply your PLA-NAVY globally while you bribe and coerce nations like Solomon Islands to deny American G-fags any access.. Then of course you deploy as you do that in target countries and all over Africa “Deepfake Propaganda” of American Admirals confessing to war crimes along with rigged timed leaks showing their NATO allies mocking their American counterpart clowns as the concept here is to sow distrust in their NATO alliance and erode their congressional funding. Then you also want to engage in “Climate Sabotage” as your can easily through use of sleeper-drones trigger accidental oil spills near their U.S. NAVY faggot coastal bases framing their eco groups as you exploit American political chaos over environmental fallout.

And then you want to shoot for a final confrontation with Amewrican NAVY G-fags say 2040 at the latest as you lure their seventh fleet into the Taiwan Strait under guise of peacekeeping and have the PLA-NAVY activate Railgun-equipped type-055D destroyers to strike American NAVY g-fags from 500 km away while you AI jam their F-35 Systems which by the way would force Air-Force fags of USA to eject, while you saturate missile strikes from artificial islands you created such as Fiery Cross Reef Subi Reef, etc..

You can easily force U.S. withdrawal by threatening orbital tungsten riots (Kiinetic Bombardment Prototypes) as a limited strike deterrent as you negotiate a treaty recognizing Chinese primacy in the Pacific..

G-fag NAVY supremacy of USA is illusory when God of Mathematical Science deploys his mind to engineer Victories over NAVY G-fags of USA wherever they are cocooned at their g-fag ports…

I can goi all day freakin long but since this is just one example and my site Satire not warmongering advice, consider this a valuable lesson in Naval warfare while you go fuck yourself along with Trump go-fags described herein for en terrain ent purposes only of courses wink wink..