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Description: What is going to be left of NYC during the upcoming major attack there?

Radioactive WASTELAND!

And when were attacks listed below occur?

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1.Fraunces Tavern Bombing (January 24, 1975)
- Perpetrators: FALN (Puerto Rican nationalist group).
- Details: A bomb exploded at the historic Fraunces Tavern in Manhattan, killing 4 and injuring over 60.

2. Statue of Liberty Bombing (July 31, 1980)
- Perpetrators: Puerto Rican nationalists.
- Details: A bomb detonated at the Statue of Liberty’s base, causing damage but no casualties.

3. Manhattan Bank Bombing (September 14, 1982)
- Perpetrators: Armed Resistance Unit (left-wing group).
- Details: A bomb at a Chase Manhattan Bank branch injured 10.

4. One Police Plaza Bombing (December 31, 1983)
- Perpetrators: FALN.
- Details: A bomb at NYPD headquarters injured 3 officers.

5. Subway Bombing (December 21, 1984)
- Perpetrators: FALN.
- Details: A device exploded in a Midtown subway station, injuring 12.

6. Assassination of Rabbi Meir Kahane (November 5, 1990)
- Perpetrator: El Sayyid Nosair (linked to Al-Qaeda).
- Details: Kahane, founder of the Jewish Defense League, was shot dead in Manhattan.

7. 1993 World Trade Center Bombing (February 26, 1993)
- Perpetrators: Islamist extremists led by Ramzi Yousef.
- Details: A truck bomb in the WTC garage killed 6 and injured over 1,000.

8. Brooklyn Bridge Shooting (March 1, 1994)
- Perpetrator: Rashid Baz (motivated by Middle Eastern tensions).
- Details: A van carrying Hasidic students was attacked, killing 1.

9. Empire State Building Shooting (February 23, 1997)
- Perpetrator: Ali Hassan Abu Kamal (Palestinian).
- Details: A tourist was killed, and others injured, in a politically motivated attack.

10. Brooklyn Subway Plot (1997)
- Perpetrators: Two Palestinians (plot foiled).
- Details: Planned suicide bombing on a subway station; arrested before execution.

11. September 11 Attacks (2001)
- Perpetrators: Al-Qaeda.
- Details: Hijacked planes struck the WTC, killing 2,606 in NYC.

12. Bronx Synagogue and Military Plane Plot (2009)
- Perpetrators: Four men (foiled plot).
- Details: Planned bombings and Stinger missile attacks; arrested in FBI sting.

13. Times Square Car Bomb Attempt (May 1, 2010)**
- Perpetrator: Faisal Shahzad (Taliban-inspired).
- Details: Failed SUV bomb defused; Shahzad arrested.

14. Newburgh Four Synagogue Plot (2011)
- Perpetrators: James Cromitie and others (foiled).
- Details: Planned attacks on Bronx synagogues; arrested in FBI sting.

15.Queens Hatchet Attack (October 23, 2014)
- Perpetrator: Zale Thompson (ISIS-inspired).
- Details: Attacked NYPD officers, injuring two before being killed.

16. Chelsea Bombing (September 17, 2016)
- Perpetrator: Ahmad Khan Rahimi.
- Details: Pressure cooker bombs injured 31 in Chelsea; Rahimi captured.

17. Manhattan Truck Attack (October 31, 2017)
- Perpetrator: Sayfullo Saipov (ISIS-inspired).
- Details: Drove a truck into a bike path, killing 8 and injuring more

-When FBI thought their g-fag NYC — WAS SAFE…

Any good news?

Wise guys had nothing to do within it..

And WHY did Muslim Jihadists build a Mosque so close to Ground Zero of 9/11 attack?

“So they can coordinate the next one better…”

And why was there soo many terrorist attacks in g-fag NYC?

“Augh, because the FBI was guarding it…”

Will there be any use for NYC after its upcoming first dirty. Using?

“NASA astronauts can use it to practice colonization of Mars Elon runs the new “DeepArtMent of Government Irradiation…”

Who will Elon be TERMINATING at new DOGI?”

“Irradiated terminally ill Astronauts…”

How in Helll does irradiated NYC compare to Mars?

“ it has no Galactic Cosmic Rays (GCR’s I mean…) which are protons and heavy nuclei from deep space, and it has no Solar Particle Events (SPE’s) which are “Bursts of protons” from solar flares, and on top of all that Mars lacks a global magnetic field and has a thin atmosphere, offering minimal shielding so compared to NYC completely irradiated Instantaneous ionizing radiation (gamma rays and neutrons) released during the first upcoming nuclear explosion in NYC by terrorists — Fallout being Minimal residual radiation — at least ~10–20 Sv within 1 km (due to NYC FLAT TRUMOIAN SAGGY ASS topography and what is sure to be their sophisticated bomb design) so back to the question, “Fatal Acute Radiation Sickness” with Doses 3–5 Sv will cause death within weeks whilst on Mars radiation is ~50–100× higher than Earth’s background so NYC ground Zero will be great to study long term Mars radiation effects “in a New Roark Minute” which on Mars would take forever because there “Biological Impact” due to Chronic exposure over months/years increases cancer risks, damages DNA, and harms the central nervous system contradicted NYC not as slow agonizing Mars irradiation which during say bout 6-month Mars mission could expose NAssA astronauts to ~300–400 mSv (equivalent to ~15–20 years on Earth) and by these metrics irradiated NYC will serve as Mars proving ground as Astronaut cadets get irradiated again and again!

And what will poor Trump do if the upcoming NYC terrorist “nuking” occurs during his LIFETIME?

“Not to worry, American President Felon can easily unload toxic assets” to Elon for Mars colonization testing and following FILL OUT ANY IF THE Applicable IRS FORMS so he doesn’t get arrested again and again due to “toxic asset" being repoRTEDL AS HIS FORMER CROWN JEWEL on Fifth Avenue called “Gump Towe” llooses value or become worthless due to either partial or full radiation so “Form 8949 & and of course “Schedule D” as in “Dick,” to report capital losses from the sale to Elon the stupid fuck or “abandonment of investment property” (e.g., rental property, land because tenants left irradiated NYC…) and ir; “Form 4797” to report gains/losses from the sale of business property (e.g., commercial real estate held for business use) and even “Worthless Securities” if the asset is a real estate partnership interest or stock that became worthless upon NYC nuking attack in which case report it on “Form 8949/Schedule D” as a capital loss (subject to capital loss limits of course) and easy easy nothing for Trump the Gump IRS cheesy!

And WHEN EXACTLY — should American Citizens and even all UNDOCUMENTED who reside in NYC — RUN LIKE HELL?

“When the FBI says “EVERYONE IS SAFE’…”

In the aftermath of NYC’s upcoming terrorist u
Nuking attack, will there be anything POSITIVE about it?

“Yup, stalker agent g-fags won’t have a g-fag City to pitch me relocation to anymore…”

And what does the NYC and Donald Trump have in-common beside his ventures and hookers there?

“LIMITED SHELF LIFE…”

And what does the shape of Donald Trump’s limp dick have in-common with a nuclear detonation?

“Same Muchroom Cloud shape but nuclear
Detonation is not limp like his dick!”

And what does the FBI which is guarding NYC have in common with Elton John?

“Both BLIND AS FUCK!”

And what exactly does American Oresident Trump have in-common with Terrorists?

“Ability to ‘CONSTANTLY FUCK SHIT UP’ for the Government!”

And what do “MAGA SUPPORTER FAGS” have in-common with ya terrorists who hit NYC?

“Low ‘IQ!’”

And why doesn’t the Country of Mexico ever become the target of any Terrorist group?

“Because there is no “MAGA FAGS’ in Mexico…”
And why doesn’t t

And who are dumber than a Kite “MAGA FAGS” of NYC going to NLAME — after their first nuking?

“Same as always, Mexican Nationals…”

And why is it ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSINLE to save NYC from nuking?

“Because ‘MAGA-FAGS’ are GUARDING IT…”

And how does each and every single video short and textual
Content I post on this site compare to upcoming terrorist nuking of NYC?

“Nuking stalker agent g-fags stupid fuckin heads with EVERY SINGLE POST!”

And why exactly are stalker agent g-fags FUMING with posted content on this site?

“‘Cause I nukin their stupid FUCKIN ASSES — again and again!”

And why do MAGA FAGS absolutely HATE THIS SITE?

“Cause their stupid fuckin asses get NUKED — with every single post…”

And why can’t filthy stupid mother fucked MAGA FAG’s complaints about super nasty anti-Trump posts get this content DELETED?

“because I own this site — wink wink,,,”

And what have I scaled accross this entire site and weaponized it against senile old bastard Trump, his cock sucker Elon, AND ALL THEIR BIYCH ASS LOW IQ’d supporters and followers?”

“Say hello to my little friend, Ai..”

Whose SIDE am I on?

“Kilmer Abrego Garcia’s!”

Y con eso dicho, grita si un guerrero a mi querida hermana que es presidenta de México, la honorable Claudia Sheinbaum, ¡a quien juro que mantendré a los idiotas de Trump muy ocupados durante cuatro años seguidos!

*And to two idiots who rolled up to bid capture as much as they can — inside of my secret studio: “I engineered it so that anyone who breaks in is trapped so I can slaughter stupid intruder fucks for my own safety. It is also engineered so I can target you with both non lethal as well as lethal force if you are outside trying to break in…

No pancakes here bitch, see IHOP so I ain’t got to stalker fools drop!

*If you are completely unarmed at time of break in, I will just breaks your ribs and will fracture your skull — same as I always do to unarmed burglars.

And now, on top of all this, I will address g-fag Agent bitch ass YOU OWE KINEY AND MUST WORK NOW — after 37 years of not letting me work.. By your own FEDERAL ADA FUCKER LAWS, I AM EXEMPT from ever clocking a single fuckin second and no agent g-faggot can compel me to do so, NOT EVEN A FEDERAL FUCKIN JUDGE — LOL! By FUCKIN FEDERAL LAW!

You g-fag agent stalker bitches got another low IQ’d fuck to add to your do what we demand “or else” pitch cause I got an ADA dildo here Vaseline’d for your mother fucked ENEMY STALKER AGENT ASSES — which is by your own laws so NOT EVEN YOUR COCK SUCKER TRUMP can amend ADA laws in the slightest — cause they ain’t no rubber band…

Meanwhile; go work on that G-tab you got for me cause the bigger it is the better it will be shoved up your mother fuckin enemy asses as I WEAPONIZED ANY AND ALL DEBT your g-faghot stalker agents are bitch pitchin while I fuck Trump Trainride hit him — YEEHAW — that you stupid lame mother fuckers!

Now go pitch your lame careers to some idiots who jus got off Banana Boat
— lol!

WHOA!

Wham fuckin BAM — this was a helluvuh fuck g-agent fags stalker slam! But wait, you think this is it?

Fuck nope, this post is just taking OFF like a birdie in Mexico, far cuter than any dumb g-fag birds of USA!

Speaking of a “Job,” I could use a really good BLOW JOB agent stalker faghots — so if you are adamant about a Job — get on your fuckin knees and gimme one cause I hear you do balls deep X12 NO PROBLEMO like Slovenian Trump-Tramp “Melania!”

#iLoveCockSuckerGfagAgentBitches

I would LOVE to explain that to your g-fuckin agent stalker fags in a Judicial ENVIRONMENT however, for the time being; Coercing individuals with disabilities to work AGAINST THEIR WILL is considered a violation of their rights under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) and other related laws.

FURTHERMORE; Coercing them which by the way would involve forcing, intimidating, and or manipulating someone into doing something against their will herein within confines of the context of employment which as such can include pressuring individuals with disabilities to accept a g-fag agent picked job — much less a career is completely AGAINST FEDERAL LAW!

And now, what anyone would wonder is — which PERMANENT disabilities do I have that prevent me from working?

That — government agent stalker fagot mother fuckers— is ALSO protected under HIPAA laws so UP YOURS BITCHEZ — and don’t forget not to duck as I “FUCK YOU ROCK!”

DISCLAIMER;

Stalking or surveillance refereed to by Stateless Warrior in all his posts by government agents in the U.S. typically refers to the activities of American g-fag agent stalker law enforcement of which these Brady Bunch clowns have about 20,000 of and each and every one has own laws MANY COMPLETELY OPPOSITE of another and or their American easily and always infiltrated by their American enemies “intelligence agencies” which, under certain circumstances, may involve monitoring individuals for purposes of g-fag agent stalker aka “Brady Bunch” national security, criminal investigations, or counterterrorism efforts. However, g-fag stalker agents are in theory — bound by their American g-fag agent (DOJ TOTAL BULLSHIT CAUSE SECOND THEY ARE IN FIELD THEY BREAK ALL LAWS — period!) safeguards and constitutional protections designed to prevent excessive or illegal surveillance — but their agents throw them law books in the gargbage can and again I say; the second they hit the streets and break them all!

For example, I will mention my g-fag agent stalker enemy faggot government’s legal and constitutional frameworks that govern their surveillance and if so my comments in regards to stalking do not apply to these instances mostly mentioned here for reference not stating or alleging that it is such in my case with El Stupido G-Fag fuck agents of USA as I chop their law to make it digestible in taco bonito chunks;

1. Their Fourth Amendment: The U.S. Constitution’s Fourth Amendment protects citizens against unreasonable searches and seizures. This means government agents generally need a warrant, supported by probable cause, to engage in surveillance or intrusion into private life.
2. The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA): FISA allows the government to conduct surveillance on foreign agents or those suspected of being involved in espionage or terrorism. It does not generally authorize domestic surveillance of U.S. citizens unless there is a specific national security concern.
3. The Patriot Act: Passed in 2001, the USA PATRIOT Act expanded the surveillance powers of law enforcement agencies to monitor communications and gather intelligence related to terrorism. Some provisions of the Patriot Act have been controversial, with critics arguing they infringe on privacy rights.
4. Fifth Amendment: The Fifth Amendment offers due process protections, meaning the government cannot deprive individuals of their rights without fair legal proceedings.

Allegations of Government Surveillance raise by others cited here by me as a reference;

In recent years, various reports in American G-Fag Tribe were made public including whistleblower accounts and leaks (such as those by Edward Snowden who ran away to Russia and traded one G-fag club for another so go figure this stupid fuckin American if you can?), have raised concerns about the extent of surveillance by government agencies like the NSA (American Tribe’s National Security Agency). These activities, which sometimes involve the monitoring of phone calls, emails, and online activity, have sparked debates amongst American lost souls over privacy, their evaporated civil liberties, and the balance between security and freedom on their g-fag tribe soil.

My claims and allegations when I am referring to instances of stalking or harassment by government agents that go beyond aforementioned legal surveillance, and all other such claims are more difficult to substantiate, and in that context even individuals making such claims often face challenges in proving such allegations because DEW weapons American government uses during torture and harassment leave no VISIBLE TRACES on the body and that is precisely why American g-fag agents and officers favor them to begin with!

That stated, I am not an attorney so if you believe that you are a target of illegal government surveillance or bona fide government stalking, it’s crucial that you seek legal advice and explore available avenues for challenging these heinous government actions, such as filing complaints with oversight bodies or even pursuing litigation in court and publicizing crimes government agents carried out against you and even demanding compensatory damages as allowable by their g-fag tribe laws in their biased Courts…

And if you got Uncle Sam’s Stalking Dick shoved down your throat in the State of California by their former. Veteran cunts, bitches, and ho, ho, ho, WHORES; “Not a Lawyer” but do what I resort to doing and document all by tagging stalker g-fag agent plates and here is a little State Law Stalking “101” to get G-fags and other Vet-A-Hoe’s OFF YOUR BACK!

Under California law, stalking is a serious criminal offense defined as the willful, malicious, and repeated following or harassing of another person, where the victim reasonably fears for their safety or the safety of their family. It is addressed under their — again I say — g-fag California Penal Code Section 646.9.”

Key Elements of Stalking under California Law?

1. Willful, Malicious, and Repeated Conduct:
• The perpetrator’s actions must be intentional and harmful.
• The stalking behavior must be repeated over time (one-time incidents generally do not qualify).
2. Following or Harassing:
• This can include physically following the victim, repeatedly contacting them, or engaging in other forms of harassment, such as sending unwanted messages, emails, or making unsolicited phone calls.
3. Fear for Safety:
• The victim must experience a reasonable fear for their own safety or the safety of their immediate family. This can be subjective, but the fear must be reasonable from the perspective of an average person.
4. Course of Conduct:
• The “course of conduct” refers to more than a single act. A pattern of behavior that causes the victim to feel terrorized, threatened, or harassed is required.

Penalties for Stalking in California?

• Criminal Penalties: Stalking is typically a felony offense in California, punishable by up to 5 years in state prison. However, it can be charged as a misdemeanor if certain conditions are met (for example, if the defendant has no prior criminal record and the stalking was not especially egregious).
• Protective Orders: Victims of stalking can request a temporary restraining order (TRO) or a permanent restraining order through the court system, which can order the stalker to stay a certain distance away from the victim and cease all contact.
• Aggravated Stalking: If the stalking involves threats of death or harm, or if the stalker has previously been convicted of stalking or certain violent crimes, the charges may be escalated to aggravated stalking with harsher penalties.

Defenses G-fag Civillian accomplice’s defense lawyers will argue while fighting their client Stalking Charges so they can pursue you upon dismissal in Civil Court with their Tort as they shove it up your ass port!

The stalker civilian douche you turn into a defendant when you press charges on may attempt to assert certain defenses, such as:
• The accused did not engage in repeated or willful conduct.
• The victim’s fear was unreasonable or not credible.
• There was a misunderstanding or lack of intent to cause harm.
• The alleged stalking was protected speech (such as political protests).

What I advise you do is after documenting you also file Civil Stalking Claims:

In addition to criminal charges, victims of stalking may file a civil lawsuit under California Code of Civil Procedure Section 527.6 for damages. If successful, this could result in a court order for the stalker to stop the behavior and compensate the victim financially for harm caused.

Key Takeaways in case you’re as dumb as that fuckin ho, ho, who’re who birthed you — jus kidding;

• Stalking involves a pattern of behavior intended to frighten or harm someone, and it must involve a credible threat to the victim’s safety.
• Stalking is punishable by felony charges in California, with serious legal consequences.
• Restraining orders are available to help victims protect themselves.

If you’re a victim of stalking, it’s important to document every instance of stalking or harassment and seek legal counsel. Legal remedies like restraining orders can help to address the situation, and criminal prosecution may be an option if the stalking is severe.

If you are still confused that is because you are a fuckin CRACK BABY and your mama was selling her ass witchuh in her UTERus while playing with her CLITORUS to reach planet ORGASMUS — dig?

Just kidding, give loving regards to your mother — the WHORE!

Whoops, I didn’t again and fooled with your mind, okay, I will get serious again and again to get to the bottom of this shit!
Aaight, , lemme finish with a free advice; go document and FUCK THEM ALL!

No?

Do they all follow red, white, and blue blindly like tunnel visioned pigs?

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society UNLESS you are fuckin sick as well?

What?

I said FUCKIN “WAHT?”

Federal g-fag agent stalker bitches are stating that THEY are same as YOU?

That is their “Gambits of Deception” playbook but how could that be if If I am I, because you are you, and you are you, because I am I, then I am not I, and you are not you. But if I am I because I am I, and you are you because you are you, then I am I and you are you, and we can talk and even joke but you will still be high on coke and trippin while I satirical poke — but next, I will break down why it is that AMERICAN GOVERNMENT JOBS are a LOOSER’S ONLY CLUB… Augh wait, now I really fucked your mind by playing verbiage games, whooos me not sorry but why do you FUCKIN WORRY?

G-fag retirement issues? Save your fuckin tissues.. Lemme BS that one as well as I jump from topic to topic like a fuckin monkey!

CalPERS RIGHT NOW has measly $ 0.70 fuckin cents to the every dollar of liabilities and regardless of governorSHIP their SITTING GOVERNOR will have to move spare funds to FUND IT because in CA, Cops, Firemen, and other g-fag shit is all POOLED to the point where all fuckin funds end up on Wall Street which by the way is in NEW YORK CITY LOL! Why is that funny?

That’s where the Con Artists are wearing BRIONI SUITS and baby they dress to fuckin KILL! In this case, the PIGS have to get slaughtered otherwise there can be no feast — jus’ vaginal orifice yeast so in order to DUPE CA retirement fund suckers the first thing Wall Street Con men did is AMMEND THE LAW to make it AGAINST FEDERAL LAW to REVEAL to ANYONE their fee structure other than duped retirement fund brass — so if a Detective in LAPD wants to know how much his retirement fund holds what he sees is EARNED RETIREMENT but is barred by FEDERAL LAW from seeing how much their retirement has been assfucked on Walk Street so the ONLY WAY for Detective “John Doe” to know that is to begin DRAWING UPON IT but by then he is sucking Metamucil and doing stupid old people shit and popping pills for high blood pressure and or whatever fuckin crap to live a little longer while Wall Street Con keeps raking in its first trillion in a few years actually which to God of mathematical science was an easy dataset retrieval for reveal upheaval…

So every time you see a PD Unit running Code 3 Wall Street Con Men are already raking in off the top whatever is sacked for their retirement so mathematically any government job and or career is similar to what I described and will be ass fucked from get go — by federal law by the way lol!

Why then doesn’t the City of Los Angeles simply lower compensation for Detective John Doe so they can meet financial obligations?

Because doing that is also against the federal law and the ONLY way they can lower compensation package is upon hiring NIT thereafter but in case you suck at math, the Walk Street Con would still be there regardless of package variables +\- and unless that is made TRANSPARENT the robbery will be ongoing LEGALLY BY THE WAY! Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme went on for four decades and yielded a drop in the bucket by comparison…

But wait, is Government running a Ponzi scheme then? Well, let’s see; the government doesn’t save JACK SHIT so the NEW INVESTORS pay out the OLD INVESTORS so that MATHEMATICALLY is a bona fide PONZI, you scheme dat?

MUH?

In order for U.S. CITIZENS TO RETIRE they have to have CLOCKED at a bare minimum of 40 LIFETIME EARNINGS CREDITS and I won’t waste time here disclosing their monkey fuck formula but then and and sufficient retirement age which they keeps raising because they just ain’t got no fuckin money and are trying real hard to COERCE their own sucker citizens into WORKING until they FUCKIN DROP DEAD but once they start disbursing retirement the government pegs it to DECLARED INFLATION RATE which is NEVER ACTUAL but rather DECLARED which is FANCY VERBIAGE FOR ASS YANKED so if during COVID actual was 12% for example and declared 2% Americanos got FUCKED fuh secret 10% pocketed by g-fag rats, nice going detective John Die, your ass sore yet?

What about undocumented who clocked way past 40 LIFETIME EARNINGS CREDITS IN USA through issuance of ITIN which is SS Card equivalent…

Go back to what the FEDERAL LAW is and in your case it is ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO RETIRE until you DIE! The reason they issued you ITIN is to FUCK YOU from get go!

Hey, you a Mexican National? Hola brother — lemme be your wisdom rudder!

You know you can enter Canada Visa free cause that is the deal Estados UNIDOs De Mexicanos has with Canada and can become a newly minted Citizen there in only 3 to 5 years and can then enter USA WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU FEEL LIKE it?

I’m not an Immigration attorney but I do counsel you brother to consider a Taco stand there while white fat fuckers are starving from cannabis induced hunger cause in USA ice agents will be chasing Burrito trucks to deport Nexicans as Trump makes being Mexican a felony…

But wait, are “we Mexicans” hated and labeled felons EVERYWHERE?

No, Mexico is WELL REGARDED and unlike USA WELL RESPECTED ALL OVER THE WORLD but Mexican.Nationals are only DEMONIZED in USA by Trump who made the Government appear an Organized Criminal Gang so he could get elected, he pulled a Con Job like Walk Street so if he demonized the Government take a shit on his demonizing you!

Any other questions, see a licensed attorney…

No I will not draft your legal pleadings despite having vast knowledge of American Laws cause that is against the Law…

Canada is North bruh and nobody is guarding the fuckin border lol!

Anything else to say?

Yeah, wouldn’t be caught fuckin dead not having an opinion but love me or hate me don’t forget to rate me and subscribe for more unless you a trippy ho, ho, WHORE?

Q & A Quickie;

YOUR ASS in “FINAL DEPORTATION” and you want to GET MARRIED to your American Citizen girl or boy tonSTAY deport actions?

Negative! It is AGAINST THE FEDERAL LAW for YOU to get MARRIED in Final Depirtation — even your lawyer may not be aware of that but ICE Agents will clarify — ADIOS!

Your ass a U.S. Citizen and hefty retirement awaits cause you IRA’d, 401 K’d, and then $UM for OLD age yum-yum! If you take a $100 bill and glacé at it, it looks like a $100 bill but it should say $10 or less cause since 1973 90% of its value vanished so what does that means when you hear good news from Walk Street bankers? It means that their bullshit is nonkers cause U.S. monetary value storing unit — the dollar is only going to the cemetery and they suck in math cause they can’t see HYPERINFLATION will hitchuh like a runaway fuckin train!

How can you hedge against upcoming HYPERINFLATION?

“Real Estate..”

What will happen to U.S. Government?

STALKER agent G-Fag Tribe System will be BROKE!

What you should not do under any circumstances?

Never ever trust the Government to CARRY YOU in …OLD AGE…

Even Elon Musk now helping the government?

I am aware of it but anytime the blind lead the blind both fall into a ditch! Elon has several years if even that of his TESLA EV supremacy left on life clock after that TESLA will make a great fuckin battery company again and again cause Elon pissednit away when he got duped by commies to setup factory there and China commies fucked the African idiot so they could reverse his EV manufacture too to bottom chef to cook and now BYD will dethrone the pussy hungry magnate and turn his ass into Texas cow dung! Even his CuberCRAP — I mean ; “Cybertruck” is already on the ropes just as I predicted cause demand is just not there for that overpriced half assed EV crapper! Shitty engineering if you ask me as Kinetic energy during impact gets transferred into occupant asses due to lack of crumple zone and as stated prior dumb Afro monkey Elon too stupid to engineer an onboard FIRE SUPPRESSION SYSTEM without which all well heeled customers get instantly incinerated upon impact…

Would I mind revealing what would make his Cybertruck future proof for a decade straight?

Sure why not.. On board fire suppression system scaled into all TESLA’s of course, crumple zone to address Iinetic energy transfer upon impact and then an added rear axle to bear the weight of an Personal Aerial Vehicle for which no FAA would be applicable under their American g-fag obsessed Tribe’s VFR (Visual Flight Rules Stupid ass and to address human paranoia and safety of course you just add a BALLISTIC SHOOT … Powered from Truck battery, easy breezy cause course of electricity powers the truck so a super easy engineering job even if you are a dumb fuck who overpays for microblog sites by offering almost DOUBLE FMV (Fair Market Value BUTCH, wake the fuck up yo!). Truck sold separately with PAV extra of course!

Will Elon ever occupy Mars?

That limp dick ain’t ever leaving Earth’s Orbit and the more he. Mutters lower orbit with his Satellites, the greater chances will be that one of them plows into his Mother Ship at X15 velocity of a bullet!

What, proof that Elon Musk is MATHEMATICALLY CHALLENGED?

He overPAID for Twitter almost DOUBLE at the time of purchase…

TESLA is GREAT for Government Tax coffers argument?

While Elon pays personal taxes cause there is no way around it besides his moving to State Tax free Texas to be in the lower tax bracket, TESLA CORPORATE TAX is a Mafia fuckin racket cause it does not pay taxes in USA but near ZERO in offshore tax havens legally cause U.S. Tax System is rigged the fuck up their American Uncle Sam Kaboose! So who pays the highest Tax rates in USA then, I mean SOMEBODY HAS TO REPLENISH THEIR TAX COFFERS?

You stupid fuck! Employees get penalized for being dumb subservient clock punchers! Go wave that American Chinese made flag with PRIDE!

Forget the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT YOU SAY, tell us WHAT EXACTLY is the State of California by Mathematical definition?

WHO works for WHOM?

The POOR for the RICH…

Then regardless of governance, government TYPE, leadership, Mathematically the STATE OF CALIFORNIA is a “Hybrid Feudal System V 1.0..”

Am I really scary smart that I know everything?

Not at all, for example; “I don’t know” who fucked your kother to make you and I’m OKAY with not knowing it….

Go to “WhoMyDaddy.cumm” and research your FAMILY HOE TREE…

Satirical aside as I stupid asses ride fuh Joy of free hide I want to state the following because I feel it would clarify when, where, and why one might feel aggrieved by another which may or may not be the case depending on your actual IQ…

Take UBER drivers and if you expand the effort to quizz one about how they feel about on demand labour pool they will proudly state that they are their own boss… Okay, that is a script recital based on what UBER Rideshare marketing taught them is their classification so they are content, happy, satisfied, WHAT CAN POSSIBLY BE INCORRECT HERE?

Well, if you are a God of Mathematical science, you will be shitting on UBER claims that YOU are the BOSS!

You are a nitpicker nutcase — you say!

Let’s see…

You choose your own hours…

Decide when it is you want to work…

There is one issue here though…

You CANNOT set your own PRICING….

And as LONG AS UBER DOES THAT, you are a MINDFUCKED SUCKER cause technically or NOT, you’re a fuckin EMPLOYEE, UBER the fuckin EMPLOYER, and lucky they are I don’t clock for IRS cause they would be provisioning FUCKIN BENEFITS like all the other EMPLOYEES ARE ENTITLED TO!

But back to what I was saying.. In their MIND, they THINK that they are their own BOSSES despite that being a sucker’s hook and as long as they don’t know their actual status, they will be happy and not demand ANYTHING because they were misled to BELIEVE they are contractors, the State recognizes them as such so how could it not be?

Well, Uber’s chief legal counsel is Tony West……

And he pulls a lot of weight in the State of. California so when he is your chief legal counsel, attorney general of the State of California did whatever Tony said to do..

Why is that?

Tony said, UBER drivers are NOT to be classified as employees and so it was — POOF!

Who I this fuckin guy, Mafia?

Nah, better…. Kamala Harris’s brother in law….

What benefits bitch?

Since you are your own BOSS YOU
FUCKIN OAY FOR ‘EM!

But if you were an employee like Tony, UBER would be your BENEFITS LUBER!

But wait a minute — you say… If all UBER drivers are THEIR OWN BOSSES, who’s the fuckin EMPLOYEE?

Well, TONY WEST is…

That’s why TONY WEST only made a measly $10.4 MILLION in annual UBER compensation in 2023… Dunno how much he made in 2024 but sounds about the same ballpark…

See, Tony is NOT his own BOSS but only an EMPLOYEE so he gets to laugh all the way to the Bank while UBER’s duped BOSSES slave away ridesharing twenty four hours a fuckin day in SEVENTY countries, 10,500 cities to be exact!

Hey, do you wannuh be your own Boss?

And why you will absolutely NEVER be an UBER Emoloyee?

Because when TONY WEST gets BUSY, California Regulators get DIZZY!

And what is Tony’s FAVORITE CITY in USA?

SAN Francisco of course…

Why?

Because he being an EMPLOYEE gets to fuck all BOSSES up their asses simultaneously is SEVENTY COUNTRIES…

Hey, are your Uber asses sore yet or fuckin what?

This entire post for entertainment only, nothing stated herein is intended to constitute legal advice
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