New Jersey Fire-Fucked!

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Description: Hey, is it hot enuf for you there?

12,500 acres of blazing INFERNO to keep stalker agent fags busy and fuckin dizzy lol!

Got a bag of ICE you can SUCK on to cool your tongues…

You are most FUCKIN welcome!

And HOW is the Real Estate in “Ew" Jersey?

HOT AS HELL!

~But is will be DIRT CHEAP after it cools off!

Any perks?

Ocean views so blazing HOT, you will literally ROAST to DEATH — and save a ton of money on your fuckin funeral while at it!

Best GAMEPLAN?

Buy and die — WHILE ON-FIRE along with Bruce Springsteen, Danny De Vito and Jon Bon Jovi!

How cool is death — I mean; “that,” huh?

And HOW will “g-stalker agent fags of New Jersey’s filthy asses be after fired?”

“EXTRA CRISPY!”


#WhoIsThirsty

#RunBitchRun
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